Chat log from R3 of 2023: Western Sydney vs Carlton

Cottees: Have Bytel on bench. Mackenzie with Emergency, who do I put on bench for Bytel to get Mackenzies. Ginbey or Callaghan
bhg26: Field hollands or sheezel?
bhg26: I mean Chandler lol
NickyD: Would love a ton from Hollands today. Kid has talent. But GO GIANTS!
PigeonPies: need a big game from jelly and doch today
GOD: GOD commands a massive win to Carlton today!
Yelse: what are the chances constable is the sub? do i play cowan or risk constable coming in for as E on wilmot
Pavs: Callaghan cottees
zadolinnyj: I couldn?t even tip a waitress this year let alone afl
Slugus: Constable isn’t named as an emergency
Pavs: toss the coin bhg26. any thoughts on how long Darcy Cameron might be out for/
Slugus: Nevermind, I can’t read…
original: good pitch conditions
TimT14: Let’s go Green and Kelly need 120+ each
Slugus: Pavs news says it might be 6 weeks
bhg26: 6-8 pavs
MrWalrus: Fair chance Constable is aub I’d have thought, gives flexibility and probably a little stiff to be dropped
Pavs: thanks to long to hold him.
Harambe: I reckon Berry or Sexton will be sub
circle52: @MrWalrus think Sexton will be retained as the sub as well over Constable and Berry
bestguykai: yo
MrWalrus: Yeah I’d have Sexton as most likely too but reckon Constable isn’t a huge way off, I wouldn’t risk him as a loop
MrWalrus: Bestguy, welcome.
Slugus: He might outscore Cowan as sub anyway, Cowan has been a bit dissapointing
wadaramus: Afternoon all, was out and did not have time to react to LDU out, faaaark!
wadaramus: Had the C on him too!
MrWalrus: True Slugus, Cowan has been good in the real world but not so much for fantasy
wadaramus: Got Neale VC so not too much damage, but already looping Baker so only have Chesser as cover 🙁
MrWalrus: No one had time wada, was very last minute
Raspel31: Hello wada- run it by MrWalrus- he running the show now.
wadaramus: Cameron injured and LDU late out, how good is fantasy football?!
original: chesser could score less than LDU
Slugus: lol
wadaramus: Well I bloody hope not original, 50 would be nice.
MrWalrus: Had to trade Chesser, just couldn’t live with a rook somehow losing cash
Slugus: Yeah I traded Chesser to Hollands
wadaramus: What actually happened to LDU? Will he be OK for next week?
MrWalrus: And I didn’t say you could speak did I Raspel?
bhg26: chesser to chandler for me
daniel87: thing is chesser comes out and gets 50 60 he starts making money againn
MrWalrus: I was able to get him to setterfield
Raspel31: Sorry.
Slugus: Should be fine wada, was just calf soreness/strain/tightness during warm up
original: 50 would be nice from chesser. but hes barely scraped that over two weeks. but hey, im a holder too
TigerTime1: where is cogs
Kermit: Kermit the Frog here with a Muppet News Flash: Lachie Ash just turned into a muppet.
wadaramus: Thanks Slugus, was so looking forward to a 150 with the big C doubling it!
Raspel31: To trade Chesser is pure insanity- this addiction to trading after 2 games.
MrWalrus: Cogs started on fire, got a stiff call against him then has disappeared
daniel87: please get me 50 cowan
Wends: I got the trading bug this week Rasp – Callaghan to JZ… was worried about his injury last week … sigh
Slugus: Corrective trades for your worst rookies to the best missed rookies is hardly insanity haha
Harambe: It just isn’t Wends day
Raspel31: Stupid enough to have Martin- simple swivel to Setterfield with oodles in the bank. And then you lose a ruck?
wadaramus: I love trading, always have! It just means being very prudent late in the season!
original: embarrassing this is an afl pitch and stadium and weve got players jumping over fences
bhg26: So i fielded chandler over hollands…
wadaramus: Come on Doch, get involved.
NickyD: Hollands and Cowan both on field. When love and hate collide.
PigeonPies: keep pushing hollands! impressive so far
Wends: Hmm will Kelly make his BE?
wilaj: Come on Docherty this isn’t funny anymore
Raspel31: No guns make their be Wends- that’s the point.
MrWalrus: Doch doing his best, just pinched a sneaky play on so it seems he’s thinking of us all
TheLegend6: Finn doesn’t pass the eye test, just labours around
PigeonPies: callaghan will be a star
TheLegend6: He will Pigeon, but he’s got plenty of work to go
Wends: Hoping he wouldn’t get too close for a few weeks, but might be wishful thinking Rasp.
bhg26: Docherty really?
PigeonPies: yeah, cant argue with that legend. i like him, ginbey and mackenzie, for some reason those 3 have caught my eye
DrSeuss: Agree with you Legend – looks slow, seems scared to tackle, doesn’t chase hard enough
Harambe: Whitfield will need to get 100 touches to ton up at this rate
TimT14: Good start Kelly and TomG! Keep going
PigeonPies: seuss, he had a rough shoulder injury last week to be fair
RGriffen: time to trsde Doch in sc
DrSeuss: True Pigeon – doesn’t stop him from running hard though
dezlav: Get up COGs, play times over.
PigeonPies: yeah agree with you there
wadaramus: Doch’s got no muppets and good DE but his SC sucks?
daniel87: cogs time on ground at 68 perent
MrWalrus: Unless Doch gets an LTI surely you’re not even considering a trade, got a ton first week, only 2nd quarter of r3
Crave: Gone backwards and about as contested as a Wicketkeeper
RGriffen: 0 contested with 85 de with no intercepts
Raspel31: As a customer service consultant how can I help Wada?
Bazza2023: OWIES cooked
MrWalrus: Someone needs to have a quiet talk to Hamilton about his terrible haircut
wadaramus: Boost Doch’s SC scoring thanks Raspel 🙂
RGriffen: Cogs hacking is back I see
wadaramus: 7 kicks, 2 handballs, 3 marks has got to be worth more than 19?
MrWalrus: Oh gawd, he’s even trying for the stache too.
wadaramus: Despite no contested no intercepts.
Gotigres: Looks like I should have started Chesser over Cowan.
RGriffen: down to 15 after that last effort
sfenda1: doch been shocking
wadaramus: Now he’s got 2 muppets and is back to 15, WTF??!!
Wahab_18: What’s with the Green Robbery
dezlav: Traded out DOCH last week in SC. Couldn’t take the value hit. Glad I did.
MrWalrus: Agree wada, without a load of Muppets that score doesn’t make sense
Raspel31: Our team of dedicated professionals are working on this as we speak wada.
RGriffen: that play the first time Doch has done anything to help Blues
TheLegend6: Doch not even playing poorly
NickyD: Whab 5 clangers hurt. I have him too
RGriffen: this Tom Green game is Bont from thursday 2.0
clay007: Callaghan is the worst wingman out there. The Carlton wingers are having a day out.
DrSeuss: Callaghan ignored 3 times in a row for a handball running past. Not a good sign at all
Cottees: Cowan got a touch!
Gotigres: Good Lord. Cowan just did something.
RGriffen: where is Spudfield even playing? Guy belongs in the 2s
MrWalrus: SC scoring is such a raffle sometimes but I’ll still take it over Fantasy any day
wadaramus: Cowan has 18 SC from two fucking kicks!
TheLegend6: Seuss his workrate to get the handball receive is non-existant
RGriffen: thank f Doch. Needed that big time
wadaramus: Yes MrWalrus, I agree. Most of the time you can understand the scoring, just frustrating when you don’t!
Cottees: Go Doch! Yes
freofan123: why is cogs benched again
DrSeuss: Agree Legend, but even when he is running past, teammates look at him and ignore. Not ideal
clay007: @legend, I think you will find it is spelt, non-existent.
MrWalrus: It comes down to interpretation, effective, contested etc is all subjective to an extent
RGriffen: lol Cogs, back to the 2s
TheLegend6: Who cares clay
original: exactly. supercoach will always have a pinch of subjectivity on whats effective etc
Harambe: There will be nobody playing 1s if Griff has his way
MrWalrus: Then you get stiffed by the umps like cogs then
Crave: No contested and handballing/kicking backwards basically give no points
clay007: @Legend, just trying to help mate. But, you are right, who cares.
Harambe: We’ll be playing VFL fantasy
RGriffen: exactly Crave. The only way you get points from that is by the intercept mark etc
RGriffen: didn’t you have Josh Fahey captain for his 150 today for the giants 2s
biggs2dujj: Coniglio is a terrible player. Turns it over all the time
Raspel31: Imagine a team with Green and Bonts- they could clang a stairwell to heaven.
Gotigres: 14 possessions for 16sc Coniglio. Doing well.
RGriffen: whats the clanger record? 16? Green and Cogs are charging after it
TigerTime1: jesus cogs, going at 42%, 6 clangers, 2 FA’s. Shocking.
Wends: Hollands icicle this qu?
clay007: Whitfield is not the player he was. He has slippped a mile.
Harambe: Whitfield seems to think everyone is as bad at tackling as he is
RGriffen: giants look tired, 35 degree game, into a trip to perth, into a 6 day break. Blues 8 day break
Wends: First game back after concussion, all players need a little leeway.
MrWalrus: True Raspel, add Neale and a few others and you could shoot for the stars
navy_blues: bout time
clay007: @Wends, Whitfield has been far from his best for years. Kelly was concussed also, yet he continues to shine.
Wahab_18: Come on Tom Green use it better
BRAZZERS: cripps on pace for a 50 burger
Pavs: Could Cowan please go onto the playing field
Raspel31: Just a tad wahab.
MrWalrus: Owning cogs in fantasy but not SC is very satisfying this week
RGriffen: same MrWalrus, only a matter of time
TheFlagger: Jelly C lovely
Wends: Who knows, maybe Kelly’s was less severe. Either way, slow post-concussion scores aren’t exactly rare.
clay007: Probably fair enough Wends. Was thinking about Whitfield’s form over many games. He used to be a ‘Must Have’.
navy_blues: omg doing our best to gift gws the game
original: cogs killin my draft
RGriffen: this is the most typical blues performance if they blow this. While Giants look awful for the 2nd week in a row. -20 CP
Wends: Those were the days Clay. Was so close to bringing JKell in for Rd 1. FOMO watching his score today.
clay007: I think Cog’s score is weird, he has done a lot of good things also. I don’t have him, but surely he is better than 33.
RGriffen: Doch going massive in AF. 140 on the cards
navy_blues: doc getting involved now
TheLegend6: Doch is just so good
clay007: Docherty is going beserk. Any chance someone from Giants can put some pressure on him.
Cottees: Good on ya Doch. Keep it up
RGriffen: whats the worst performance from a club captain? Greene has done nothing. zero tackles
TheLegend6: Buckley only 200k and averaging 88 before today, good pick up those who have him
RGriffen: ahahaah Hogan
MrWalrus: Earlier this game I recall a few suggesting Doch needed to be traded out
RGriffen: well if his SC is -30 in a normal week to his AF, its a problem lol
navy_blues: cant half tell who lyon is going for
clay007: No goals in 15 mins of footy. Weird game.
wadaramus: Doch eating chips in the third!!
RGriffen: giants ball use omg… awful to watch
wadaramus: His SC still sucks!!
Raspel31: Trading Doch out next week- doesn’t fit into my mood patterns at all.
clay007: Cowan 5 touches 35, Conigs 19 touches 34. Wow!
wadaramus: I think muppets have too significant impact on the SC multiplications.
RGriffen: Doch was $3.30 for a triple double today. Already put it up
wadaramus: Sometimes you kick under pressure and it goes to the opposition = muppet. Unfair.
Wends: Taking VC off Doc for the first time this season not an ideal move by me.
original: if you’re interested in scores like dochs for vc you’re havin a laugh
Wends: Conigs gone off for a battered sav at the show?
original: unless you play DT not SC
clay007: Daniels is a David King doppelganger!
RGriffen: if this stays close rip for anyone with low SC atm. It’s about to get even worse with scaling
Wends: I am interested OG 🙂 Worked just fine in Rd 1.
Wends: *for DT. Hollands officially icicle territory now.
navy_blues: 2 big forwards and we havent put a side away yet big worry
DrSeuss: Hollands has done nothing since the first quarter – must be taking tips from Callaghan
Fatbar5tad: Earth to Hollands: Off your ar5e son
RooBoyStu: WTF am I looking at? The old Austext on TV more numbers than the stock exchange muppet m0nty if it ain’t broke don’t fix
TimT14: Let’s go Green and Kelly need 120+ each
navy_blues: hmmmm rooboy upset notth lost
beerent11: Go jelly boy
Bazza2023: little wallaby unhappy… lol
Bazza2023: change back from dark mode
clay007: Acres showing young Callaghan how to play on the wing.
Fatbar5tad: Hollands sighting!
DrSeuss: Callaghan ignored again twice running past for a handball – absolute spud
TheLegend6: Doch doesn’t deserve to not ton up, been great today
DrSeuss: Hollands missed by handballs 3 times in a row
clay007: Has Docherty’s score been frozen?
Fatbar5tad: Doc 30 possessions 70 points. Ouch!
RooBoyStu: Bazza the Sparrow has his first and only chirp for 2023
Raspel31: My one regret of the year- Callaghan but we take a deep breath and move on.
bhg26: Docs score incredibly unfair
duckky: Where’s the symbol for “Sucked in by Pre-Season Hype”? Callahan should get it today.
clay007: T Green to T Greene
RGriffen: 1 point game, big time SC points up for grabs
MrWalrus: Agree, they just aren’t scoring Doch right today, getting minuses for decent possessions
FlaggersXD: Carlton blessed on D by umps
duckky: My regret is I traded Callahan out this week, but was convinced to reverse the trade… Idiot!
clay007: Giants in front-Wowee
Que Cerra: Carlton is going full Carlton
Fatbar5tad: The Giants player got a fingernail on that Doc kick. -3…
TheOnyas: Onya Crippsy
Fatbar5tad: Rubbish umpiring,
FlaggersXD: Absolute cheats
TheLegend6: Whitfield muppet
MrWalrus: Umpire Muppet
Bazza2023: that umpire is on the take
TheLegend6: wow thats a horrible call
DrSeuss: Umpires – Ridiculous
Spifflicat: Against Cogs I think
Jolles: Typical pro Victorian umpires.
Bazza2023: thats a joke
Bazza2023: cmon giants
Bazza2023: yeah was against cogs
RGriffen: this entire game is vic bias, 6 day break back from WA. Compared to playing last thursday
DrSeuss: Hollands and Callaghan need to rediscover the football
original: greene playing for frees
clay007: Must questions decisions with arms by side, behind your back or in your pockets or dissent.
Bazza2023: finally paid a GWS free, missed the high tackle on toby
RGriffen: spudfield again. whitfieVFLd
Gotigres: bye bye cal;laghan
Bazza2023: now he pays a 5 metre kick off the ground a mark
Raspel31: Green benched too long- hmm
RGriffen: Haynes has been huge
TheLegend6: How does Finn get ignored there ffs
DrSeuss: Finn gets ignored everywhere Legend – not sure if team mates just dont trust him
Raspel31: Traded Kelly out this week, sigh.
TheLegend6: I can’t wait to trade Finn out tomorrow night
RGriffen: Doch -50 DT on his SC ahaha. 61%DE with only 7 CP for when people complain is bad
duckky: Callahan can’t even get an “insufficient intent”
DrSeuss: How do GWS keep going to Ash down back his decision making is terrible – move Himmelberg back there
TimT14: Well done Green and Kelly.. happy with that
MrWalrus: Surely not Raspel, and you were lecturing others silly early trades
TheLegend6: Doch’s game has been impressive though, it’s a shame
Migz: nice game toby greene you piece of shit. always happy when he loses
RGriffen: Whitfield finishes on the bench, incoming dropped
biggs2dujj: Should have taken LDU 0 instead of trading in Coniglio. Hack
Cottees: How do you finish with under 100 score with 39 disposals. Actually rigged
MrWalrus: He was being given inefficient disposals for team mates dropping the ball
Raspel31: Surely not MrWalrus.
Fatbar5tad: Champion Data and the Maggotts can blow a goat.
Bazza2023: shitfield murdered the ball, will be having a funeral for one of those sherrins
RGriffen: How many club capt could get away with having 3 kicks? Other than Witts
penguins00: whitfield is coming back from concussion. players usually look a bit off their game
zadolinnyj: Was good to see whit getting the ball. He will kick better
Social: traded the doch out for a macedonian, nice one