Chat log from R2 of 2023: Collingwood vs Port Adelaide

Troglodyte: Why is that other team wearing Port’s heritage guernsey?
navy_blues: stay low naicos lol
BRAZZERS: backed the pies in the tips but not confident at all
Troglodyte: Let’s see how Jones’ tagging skills go
Troglodyte: Pretty loose on that play Navy
PAFC4eva: hi all looking forward to this one
TheLegend6: Cameron got given a free against even though it was against Sidebum?
BRAZZERS: ffs cameron 3 clangers already
navy_blues: looks like CD love naicos 16 points for 1 kick 1hb
Troglodyte: soft free that one
TheLegend6: Relax brazzers, Camerons cooking
bhg26: Wow PAFC, your mate kicked a goal without a getting a free kick
DiggaDogga: Naicos kick was contested, effective, went I50, part of scoring chain. It all counts.
bhg26: Naicos projecting 170 if he gets 20 touches
bhg26: Oh my word 2 goals
PAFC4eva: make that 2 bhg
MrWalrus: Great, Buckley cheering on the pies for the next 2 hours, might go radio commentary
Troglodyte: Umps really don’t like Houston
Gelly: JHF hit a team mate with his 1 handball, and got put down as ineffective
navy_blues: contested kick?? was on the outside
MrWalrus: Don’t mind those HTB calls rewarding tackles but I suspect they won’t be consistent
Raspel31: Indeed Cameron cooking very nicely thankee maam.
Cottees: Cameron going huuuge
TheLegend6: JHF looks the goods, interesting to see his role once Boak comes back properly
Dogs5416: Hoping JHF goes under 75 today.
DiggaDogga: Navy – meant listed as contested – not my call!
bhg26: Hard to see him being taken out of the midfield Legend
RooBoyStu: JHF will scire shower today and everyone that got him will say why why why and have an ice bath
navy_blues: well digga h/b mighta been contested kick wasnt
BRAZZERS: need a second look at JHF before I pull the trigger or not
RooBoyStu: Anyway Go Roos tonight for Ron Joseph. 2 words to leave you Virtuous Circle
Troglodyte: Another BS free
TheLegend6: Cox tap work is impressive
Napper: Daicos getting points for breathing
navy_blues: frees already 7-3
Raspel31: Tad confused- who’s your team RooBoy?
MrWalrus: Been pretty bad I reckon navy
navy_blues: lol collingwood by 20 goals at this rate
Troglodyte: Green maggots wreaking the game again
DiggaDogga: Certainly some frees help, but Pies look slick as cat sh*t on lino here.
Cottees: As if this game wasn’t on free to air. Sadness. I want to see these umps lol
a1trader: how many brought in JHF?
MrWalrus: It’s not hard to look slick when you’re playing by different rules
Cottees: Haven’t done trades this week. Trying the long game this year rather than aggressive trading
TheLegend6: Think these was about 25k trade ins this week for JHF haha
zadolinnyj: Early days
Troglodyte: how is that De Goey hit not a free?
Raspel31: Let’s ignore jhf-idiot mou and celebrate Cameron.
TheLegend6: Cottees so many trades this year, you can afford 1.5 a week
Cottees: TheLegend6. Wanted to get one more week out of the team than I will probably do some aggressive trading this week and ne
Spifflicat: JHF no worse than Mitchell to be fair. Pies all over Port ATM
a1trader: Cox and Cameron are setting a lot of this up
TheLegend6: Super start Cameron
bhg26: Over 32,000 people traded in JHF this week
DiggaDogga: Pies good even side. Not sure they have that many that are SC must-haves though?
MrWalrus: Only 4 goals up after all that
oc16: i thought Ziebell was the better option and got him instead
bhg26: Got him for fantasy oc16. Im trading in Ziebell or JHF this week and ziebell looking the better option at the moment
Raspel31: Wow- just noticed Houston. Eek. Not this year grace a dieu.
pluggerpig: JHF will be fine. He’ll crack 80+ today.
bhg26: Naicos looking more like a must-have
bhg26: But when hes up against the ziegull 80 isnt good enough
Cottees: bhg. knowing my luck, I’ll get Naicos next week and he gets injured or something
DiggaDogga: Agree bhg. Funny how the one PS game he was tagged spooked a lot off him.
bhg26: do the honourable thing then cottees and leave him alone please, for the good of supercoach
bhg26: It scared me off him, but seeing him able to break tags is scary
Cottees: bhg. If Hawks wins this weekend, you have my word 😉 lol
bhg26: i will have to axe laird or macrae to get him though
bhg26: ill stay away from him then cottees lmao
Gelly: lachie jones is a spud, too bulky and slow, complete opposite of naicos
Raspel31: That is a hollow promise if I ever heard one Cottees.
Cottees: bhg. See how Laird goes and worse case is you get Naicos
Soups07: is rozee gonna step it up
Cottees: That 0.1% chance Hawks win Raspel. I will honour my promise hahaha
bhg26: If i get rid of laird the its him, Bruhn and Jones to Naicos, Callaghan and Ziebell, JHF or Cameron
Raspel31: Getting a bit trade excited by round 2 aren’t we ladies?
bhg26: gotta trade boost before price changes raspel, plus i didnt trade this week anyway
Cottees: To be fair Raspel, we’ve waited months to start rage trading. I need to fuel my rage
a1trader: this is ridiculous, Port can’t even get into forward 50
Gelly: muppet rozee
BigChief: Why would you trade Laird after 1 bad game?
BRAZZERS: rozee hurt
Gelly: rozee concussed
Napper: Why does Naicos get points for turning it over to Allir? Fix that CD
Raspel31: Exaceamente BigChief- though happy not to have him.
Cottees: omg. Classic Injuries
bhg26: Its if he has 2 bad games bigchief. Obviously if he bounces back, which is very likely, im keeping him
pluggerpig: geez Naicos is a beautiful kick
TheLegend6: Naicos is a certified must have
Gelly: looks liek they put butters on naicos, still too slow
Cottees: Someone out there has Stewart, Gawn, Rozee, and whoever else that has been injured. What a start to injuries
pluggerpig: naicos is buttered now so even harder to catch
Raspel31: God bless all who capped Gawn last night.
BigChief: This will be close to a 100 point win.
RooBoyStu: JHF is homesick away from home today, mana can’t comb his hair or tuck him in to bed
pluggerpig: my opponent had the C on Gawn, and for some reason the VC on Macrae. Not sure he knows how it works.
mattmac24: Unsure as to why Collingwood fans feel the need to book JHF? Leave that to North fans
Troglodyte: You’re a bit precious aren’t you RooBoy
alexw: any chance to fix Rioli’s name?
BigChief: Pies fans must not remember Buckley did exactly the same as JHF
wadaramus: Rozee looks to be OK.
Raspel31: Ah pooh- so Rozee is a goner? First blood for my team.
Gelly: not sure how they can put him back on the field before 15min, he took a knee to the temple as was down for a minute or s
DiggaDogga: Rozee back.
mattmac24: Nah, he’s back on field Rasp
TheLegend6: Rozee should be fine but wont come back this half
TheLegend6: Ah interesting they dont take the 15 mins
Raspel31: Cheers chaps and ladies- phew.
BigChief: He is already back on @TheLegend.
oc16: surprised he came back on before ht
Jaypa: they need him @oc16
navy_blues: surely port put boak on for 2nd half
oc16: agreed but thought they wouldve done the con test
DiggaDogga: Power will def be queried on the 15 mins. No doubt that remains the rule.
a1trader: Look at all lowest scorers for Collingwood, the whole backline is in bottom 6
RooBoyStu: If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands *clap clap* if you’re happy you don’t have JHF clap *clap clap*-
DiggaDogga: Struggle to see how Dixon is on 65 too just quietly…
Raspel31: To entertain RooBoy whether you have JHF or not- let us all pray for a huge 2nd half.
Baldfrog: Thought TT would be a bigger worry Rooboy
Baldfrog: Going around giving women the shinboner spirit
BRAZZERS: he deserves the 65 nackers, thats on you. 2 ho advange, 2 contested mars, 2 goals, 100%.
RooBoyStu: TT just like Barry Cable, different rules, you know what I mean, don’t need to say more.
Jaypa: Dixon stiff to have the pumpkin I reckon, doing what he can as the FF in a side down by 60
DiggaDogga: Yep, all fair Braz. Has he had as big an effect on the game as Adams, with 13, 6 CP, 4 CL, etc? Always a mystery
Fromage: who is calling 20 goals result?!
RooBoyStu: Zombie sidebum
Jaypa: Rory Laird better do something today ffs
Baldfrog: I’ll give him a ring jaypa
Raspel31: Laird a late out Jaypa. Joking.
RooBoyStu: R7 Flem Virtuous Circle e-w thank me later
oc16: if Laird puts in a stinker then shi* will hit the fan
Baldfrog: Did they retire that horse of yours Rooboy?
Jaypa: Rasp I just felt my heart thump out of sidebum
Jaypa: cheers Baldy, I appreciate it
Raspel31: Cruel of me Jaypa- but fair.
RooBoyStu: Baldfrog yes she is up the duff, there’s a good chance tomorrow at Donald R3 #14 Muppet for everyone here lol
RooBoyStu: Night Raid watch her progeny
Baldfrog: You get shares in the foals?
DiggaDogga: No Boak still. Why wouldn’t you?
RooBoyStu: had high % in her, get %of sale then if i want to buy in up to me
Baldfrog: Just saw Mitchell’s score sheesh
Baldfrog: OK cool
Raspel31: Whilst we of course celebrate your lack of concussion Mr Rozee- any interest in hopping back on?
PAFC4eva: another goal dixon bhg no frees?
RooBoyStu: Houston lost on the moon lol
bhg26: Absolutely unheard of PAFC
Oddsy5: who traded in jhf lol
Cottees: Dixon only reason Port have a small chance lol
TheLegend6: Raise the bat Cameron
Troglodyte: I hate these stop-start games. Wish the umps would loosen up
Bulky: I traded in Gawn and JHF this week. I’m playing 4D chess.
RooBoyStu: Who was the muppet that said JHF would get 80 lmao
Crave: yeah pies having the rub of the green, not like they need it
Fromage: @RooBoy the same muppet that put Gawn capt
RooBoyStu: Donald R3 #14 tomorrow for you then lol
Baldfrog: Mitchell had chilli at 1/2 time flying now
Troglodyte: Gawn not a bad choice for captain. Can’t predict injuries
Raspel31: Bulky- you think you stuffed up- I’m trading Gawn in next week.
DiggaDogga: Speaking of muppets – Allir having a mare.
Cottees: Good Rozee. Excellent stuff mate
BigChief: That was a mark to Rozee surely.
Troglodyte: Why is JHF getting boo’d by the crowd?
Crave: because there is about 6 braincells among the crowd
Bazza2023: same reason adam goodes got booed
Troglodyte: Bit rough he’s still just a kid
JockMcPie: we dont take kindly to sooky homesick boys who ditch their team within a couple of seasons… 🙂
Torpedo10: No Bazza, just no
Raspel31: Agreed Trog- tough and not at all pleasant.
Jaypa: you get drafter to the Norf dumpster fire and see how long you last
Baldfrog: Like Buckley jock?
PAFC4eva: B ut its alright for joffa to share his lollies
Baldfrog: Remember JHF mentor at norf was TT
zadolinnyj: Lol
DiggaDogga: Bazza! From the heart.
BigChief: Baldy the Pies fans think it is different between Buckley and JHF
DiggaDogga: Jock’ll just see himself out there I think
Baldfrog: I noticed Chief
Jaypa: I expect pies fans to boo when Bobby Hill gets the ball as well then thanks
RooBoyStu: @baldfrog add to the Trifecta he TT lived with CCJ
JockMcPie: personally as a Pies fan i would NEVER boo buckley, but id expect other teams to boo him. fair game
Bazza2023: nothin untoward there boys, ill clarify, i couldnt stand goods antics, and the crowd has the same issues with JHF, peopl
Bazza2023: people hate them.
Butch14: Stew to Daicos how lovely
Baldfrog: Lol Rooboy can’t think of a comeback
Bazza2023: its good for footy the BOO, ya pay good money to be members and go to the footy, the BOO must stay
myteamsuks: Jock and like Taylor Adams
Baldfrog: Jock get used to it gunna happen more
Raspel31: As an Englishman who don’t boo at all- everyone hates us.
bhg26: There it is PAFC, he was due for a free
Troglodyte: I don’t have a problem with booing, just save it until the kids have time to find their feet
JockMcPie: yeah taylor adams would have copped it if gws had any fans
Bazza2023: Pies booed the hell out of a young kid last week that moved to the cattery
myteamsuks: Yeah but it?s pies fans do not have anything to do with JHF
NickyD: lol at the snowflakes whinging at the boo’ing
mattmac24: If you feel the need to book players, Should only be for the players that left your team. JHF is nothing to Pies
BRAZZERS: houston bin
zadolinnyj: I was saying boo urns
RooBoyStu: If you’re happy you don’t have JHF and you know it clsp your hands *clap clap*
Raspel31: Might just find it within my budget to get interested in this Naikos.
Baldfrog: We wouldn’t care nicky but don’t think pies fans know what they are booing for
frenzy: clap clap
Baldfrog: Frenzy see a doctor m8
PAFC4eva: And he missed bhg
DrSeuss: Need to get Naicos in this week I think – definitely has himself in fantasy – loves a cheapy
zadolinnyj: His break even was -9 Rooboy so 49 up so far and cash coming
Troglodyte: Its not whinging, its empathy for young kids starting his career in a hostile environment
frenzy: I got the clap, Lol
NickyD: LOL empathy for JHF? I’m sure he doesn’t care. But just go ahead and be outraged lol
RooBoyStu: Overrated like loo paper in 2020 mate
Raspel31: On your side Trog but don’t expect much emathy here.
DiggaDogga: Honestly think JHF would be the sort to thrive on a boo tbh.
JockMcPie: bobbyyyyyy
Baldfrog: Quilton is never overrated Rooboy
Jaypa: collingwood fans just meadheads who like to boo
RooBoyStu: People said last week JHF is another Buckley lol he wouldn’t be in his 5th shadow
NickyD: @DiggaDogga spot on brother
Troglodyte: No worries, I’m sure a few Pies supporters had to Google it before they responded
mattmac24: Can’t say it’s bad for Ginni’s mental health to boo him only to boo a player that has nothing to do with your club
BRAZZERS: I understand why the Nth fans are sooking up a storm over JHF, he did them dirty
exatekk: to be fair Jaypa, everyone should boo port
Raspel31: Collingwood fans are actually good and decent people. Never enjoyed a funeral more.
NickyD: Hey Trog, start on my teeth next. Always clever that one!
Baldfrog: You have teeth Nicky?
Malaka: Glad I held off on trading Mitchell to JH-F.
Raspel31: Lol Bald.
Troglodyte: How would I know what your teeth are like NickyD?
NickyD: Are we still known as crims too? Just checking if I need to book a crime spree tonight.
Baldfrog: Yeah malaka Mitchell has been enormous in the second 1/2
Fromage: I need Naicos to get 200 cause I named Gawn Capt
BRAZZERS: houston bin or ying yang was on 26dt at half time
Raspel31: Can you return my bike NickyD? Just asking?
NickyD: Pies big win, and Rozee scoring well. Good start to my SC Saturday.
Troglodyte: How do the Crows pull up next game? Recovered from their heat stroke?
NickyD: Raspel no problem. Ladies bikes don’t suit me anyway.
BigChief: Raspel was it the pink bike with training wheels that was taken?
Raspel31: Shouldn’t have taken the seat off.
Jaypa: come on Rasp, if he gives the bike back how can he go to job interviews to keep up the jobseeker payments
Monfries96: Pumpkin on JHF? Get stuffed
Jaypa: have a heart
NickyD: Yeah I noticed there was something missing. Even Cashies didn’t want it.
LuvIt74: Traded out Jones, Laird & Hopper and brought in N Daicos, Taranto & Callaghan. Daicos looks as good as anyone playing..
Raspel31: We’ll throw some money together for a suit jaypa.
Baldfrog: Haha cashies usually take anything Nicky
NickyD: LOL we don’t go to job interviews. We’re all on disability! Lack of teef and criminal records etc etc
TheLegend6: Crisp is a gun
Jaypa: probably rented one already for an upcoming court appearance
Malaka: Casshies might’ve taken it if you’d wiped down the seat post before you took in.
Raspel31: Generous Jaypa- rented???
NickyD: I’m picturing Jaypa drooling while cackling maniacally at the Collingwood stereotypes. Amusing.
DiggaDogga: He may have no teef, be a dirty crim and have a sore ringhole, but his boys have been bloody good today
Baldfrog: Some fantastic comments all round today
NickyD: “Casshies” with the “ass in there. Very clever or a simple mistake? I’ll give you credit.
bhg26: Flowering hell naicos
wadaramus: Bloody Nora, Nick Daicos is unfuknblvbl.
TheLegend6: Naicos winning the brownlow at this rate haha
Jaypa: stereotypes have to come from somewhere Nicky
Butch14: daicos have my kids
bhg26: Still no Chad Warner
Baldfrog: Rather not have a sore ring hole digga
Raspel31: Hmm- who is this Naicos?
Malaka: Typo, Nicky, but a good one.
oc16: it’s actually unfair how good he is
Fangman: Good stuff
BigChief: Nick Daicos already Pies best player in the club. He is so good to watch.
NickyD: Jaypa yes that’s true. Though you must wonder how I have internet access here in prison?
RooBoyStu: With Gawn gone, Melb wished they still had Majak
Ash777: Thanks VC Naicos
Troglodyte: Good win Pies. Too bad the umps wrecked Port’s game plan, could have been a great game
TheLegend6: Plenty of Gawn trades to Cameron this week
wadaramus: Titch took the first qtr off and still racks up a decent SC ton.
Raspel31: I actually find Reef McInnes far more interesting BigChief.
RooBoyStu: Clap clap lol
wadaramus: Daicos x 2, Adams, Crisp, De Goey, then add Pendles, Sidebum & Titch, the Pies are stacked.
Jaypa: Nicky I’d imagine for a few “favors” you could get some
Jaypa: agree Trog, the umps caused this 70 point thumping
DiggaDogga: Can’t win em all Baldy. Comes with the turf, eh?!
Troglodyte: Just meant the constant stop-start was boring, Port go to bog when that happens
JohnHoward: i look forward for the day jason horny and josh “johny’ sinns take the field together
wadaramus: Hi m0nty, just wondering what filter is sorting the players to the top?
wadaramus: Actually, I have just realised it is the Hb column, maybe I accidentally hit it!