Prospector's Rules - all in one post for your easy reference

[Prospector_1]

RULE #0 - Keep the missus happy
RULE #1 - NO PIES
RULE #2 - NO DEMONS
RULE #3 - NO KERR
RULE #4 - Don't Panic
RULE #5 - NO KERR (so good I did it twice)
RULE #6 - NO BETTS

[2Fat2Old]

The Fat Man's Rules
1 - Get the missus to cook 6 course meal
2 - Tie the dog up (no scraps here)
3 - Lots of pies (Pies are YUMM)
4 - Alredy got rid of the demons (see rule 2)
5 - No Kerr (more for me)
6 - Don't choke
7 - No Kerr (more for me)
8 - Can't move, too full, must sleep now.
9 - Oh wait, Cake & icecream.

[Prospector_1]

Fatman,

2 miles of pizza - a - la - metro is your reward for a great reply. I thought you'd never get here. Lets' keep them all hungry for more!

[2Fat2Old]

^{mmm  pizza  yumm}

[Prospector_1]

Smallest pizza I ever saw - are u on a diet fats?

[2Fat2Old]

Smallest pizza I ever saw - are u on a diet fats?

C'mon theres no swearing on here.  ;D
Monty will hand out suspensions.  >:(

[Prospector_1]

Grate response, apologies for bad language. C'mon, it was a v. small pizza.

So, while you have alternative rules Mr. 2F2O (and I like them), how do they help us with our fantasy footy decisions?

Let us know who are the big eaters that we should be buying ... fill us up with your tasty morsels. I already appreciate your reports from SA - can you give us some more - we're hungry for that kind of info!

[2Fat2Old]

Well lets start with the base of the rules. Its all a ploy to make sure the Fat's doesn't fade away (become skinny). If this was to happen then my identity would be gone forever but don't pannick as this is very unlikely to happen.

More reports will be available as soon as it's known.
Actually on a serious note it's all fairly quiet atm in SA. Both teams aren't giving away much. Not much has been said on the Chad (he wanted to play last week), Goodwin is unknown, Burton is 2nd week in SANFL (could be good fwd pick up in 4/5 weeks), interested to see what happens to Walker this week (did alright in SANFL on weekend) although watching the game i did notice umpies looked after him a bit.

Ps carefull of power players, Choco will spit the dummy with a few more losses. Just like last year!!!

[Prospector_1]

Please tell me about the porpoise. Bought him in last week for Gia, banking on the good scores in the last  weeks - money to be made, form to be followed.

Not panicking, just hoping it'll work out well. Are Porps and Walker potentially the Adelaide version of the twin towers?

[heard]

surely rule #7 would have written itself by now?
RULE #7 - NO SPUDDY FRANKLIN

[Prospector_1]

I reckon you're on the ball, heard, but for now, I think it's next years rules.

[nas]

Surely the modified rule applies for the Fatman:-

"you can have your cake & eat it too"

[BradStar]

surely rule #7 would have written itself by now?
RULE #7 - NO SPUDDY FRANKLIN

NO SPUDDY SHANKLIN, is the right name.

[2Fat2Old]

Please tell me about the porpoise. Bought him in last week for Gia, banking on the good scores in the last  weeks - money to be made, form to be followed.

Not panicking, just hoping it'll work out well. Are Porps and Walker potentially the Adelaide version of the twin towers?

Porps will do alright, he's a tryer & kicks goals. He might be prone to have a quiet game because of his size though. Burton back next week will be good for him and the crows. Bird mans price will drop for the finals too, he's a proven run machine that takes marks & kicks goals, good for stats.

[heard]

I reckon you're on the ball, heard, but for now, I think it's next years rules.

haha, carn mate jump on it while its hot! next year he shud be a good pickup at 200k, im sure everyone will have him.....again  :P